he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
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Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I woke up and found my apartment really clean, appearantly drunk me couldn't tolerate living there anymore and left sober me a lot of insulting post-its...
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