just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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