They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
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Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
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I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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