did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
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Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
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After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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