kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
We're too hungover to prance.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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