I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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