Don't make out with my wife yet
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
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Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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