is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
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Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
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i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We are going to the humane society and getting you microchipped so you don't get lost on your birthday. Either that or your getting a child leash
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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