is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
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my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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