I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
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I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
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is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Dear god my vagina.
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