Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Also, beer. Big fan.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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