I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
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This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I discovered a new stretch mark. DONE. LITERALLY DONE.
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My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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