So... My dad just saw the Plan B package and the beer cans in my backseat.
Oh its cool I'm sure he already knows you're a whore and an alcoholic.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
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