You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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