Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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