No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
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The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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