I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
yeah, but the likliness of me finding my husband at a party where the facebook event is titled "NEW YEARS EVE SHIT SHOW" is highly unlikely
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
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We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
You know you're getting old when 19 year olds you've met on tinder advise you that you should start looking for a wife and/or the mother of your children
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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