Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
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Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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