I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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