Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I'm at work. It's margarita night. Someone literally just shouted "MURICUH!"
God bless us, everyone.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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