Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I just figured out that you can toast a marshmallow with a butter knife and a cigarette lighter. I'm like a retarded Mister Wizard
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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