his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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