Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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