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say what?
wanna hang out?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Considering the fact that you wouldn't give me my cat last night because he was "destined for broadway", yeah, I'm accusing you of stealing him
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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