My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
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you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
... I threw up in the shower this morning
You were "I'm not drunk" drunk.
I was feeling sad so bedroom vodka seemed like the best solution at the time.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
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The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
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