i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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