I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
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I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
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I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
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