Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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