Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
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You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
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I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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