I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
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Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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