I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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