Porn is love you can see.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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