PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Do u have any bacon or vodka by chance
I can text with my tongue
29 Of The Most Hilarious And Embarrassing Walks Of Shame Ever
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
who do I fuck, the girl waiting for me upstairs or her roomate making me mac and cheese right now?? This is the single hardest decision I've always wanted to have to make
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
These 23 Dudes Get Giddy From Dem Titties
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"