i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
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