I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
no dude he sent me cemetery flowers, i know it. they are half dried out roses in the shape of a cross, seriously. and he is not religious. so he robbed a freaking grave site for me. am i like an accessory to grave robbing now??
damnit this is what you get for dating guys with neck tattoos
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