thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
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