He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
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Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
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Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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