I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
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he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
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Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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