i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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