Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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