Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If I die write a nice eulogy and bury me with my star wars bobbleheads
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
