Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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