the cure to his relationship is in or around my vagina.
I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
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Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
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I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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