Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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