I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
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Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
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You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
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