i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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