I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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