member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
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