lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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