their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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