Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
My breasts were aching with rage.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
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