My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
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dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
as soon as I stop standing here with one leg up on my bathroom counter admiring my balls, I'm going to go tan. and then you may come over.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
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fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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