the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm sooo using this pickup line: "Baby, its not the 2.5 inches... Its the 200 pounds behind it"
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
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Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
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If you're going to drink sriracha straight from the bottle whilst crying, at least wear the giant sombrero for the enjoyment of your audience.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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