did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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