May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
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if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
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I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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